Heisler: Happy New Year, or not, from our NBA favorites

And now, New Year’s resolutions from the NBA family:

Jim Buss – “On behalf of myself and my sister, we wish you a healthy and prosperous New Year and assure you we’ll continue working together to restore Laker greatness!”

Jeanie Buss – “Not so fast there, Jimbo.”

Jim – “What’s your problem? Dad said I could have this job!”

Jeanie – “You were the one who said you’d quit if you didn’t turn this around in three or four years.”

Jim – “Like I really meant it.”

Kobe Bryant – “You know, my legs are feeling better than they have in years.”

Luke Walton – “That’s because you’re not playing. Besides, we stress passing these days.”

Kobe – “Oh, right. Forget I said anything.”

Phil Jackson, Knicks president – “Even if Jeanie and I are no longer an item, I still care about the Lakers. As someone charged with…

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